- Coworker: Oh, hey what's your tattoo?
- Me: My daughter's name.
- C: Oh, Margarita?
- M: No. Margaret.
- C: Oh, oh, sorry...
- M: Her grandmother is- WAS- Margarita.
- C: Oh, she change her name?
- M: No, she died.
- C: D:
- M: -Continues on my way to the breakroom-
If you’ve been forced to witness your favourite female character get trash-talked by dimwitted misogynistic asswipes clap your hands
If you’ve ever been forced to witness your favorite female character get trash-talked by dimwitted misogynistic asswipes in the name of feminism stand up.
Things do not happen for a reason. The Universe is not trying to teach you a lesson or offer opportunities. It’s ego that tells us otherwise, not experience. However, it is the role of the individual to go forth even when the path isn’t made solely for them, to learn even when there is no teacher offering a lesson, and to take advantage of any opportunity, whether offered to them with propose or by happy accident. It is not the Universe’s job to take of us, but ours to take all that the Universe has to offer.
Things I have learned from being depressed: being sad will eventually erode every relationship you have, every shred of confidence you feel, and every backup plan you thought might be able to carry you through
i really don’t get the whole “but how will we explain it to my kids" claim about like public nursing or gay couples
little kids are nearly blank slates they will accept pretty much anything you tell them and go with it.
unless it’s quantum physics. please do not talk to your 4-year-old about that.
yes they might get shot by will smith
I feel like we never really hear from the MIB fandom, it’s good to see you