fuckyeahretailrobin:
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “I’d like to return this”
Bottom Text: “No receipt, no rewards card, no credit card, no ID”
Our systems give customers many options to return things, if you lost your receipt we can look it up with your rewards card, if you don’t have one of those we can look it up with a credit or debit card if you didn’t use one of those we can put your drivers license or state ID in the system and we’ll give you back a store credit of the item at the lowest sale price it’s been in the past 2 months.
Without any of these, why did you waste the gas coming in today? Honestly.